63 Park Avenue North,
Northampton NN3 2HU Phone: 01604 930094 On Call Phone: 07977 422261 Fax: Do Me A Favour! Email: firstname.lastname@example.org
The JD Glazing carrier pigeon service is currently down. Due to a lack of our ability to reliably train them, we found that our carrier pigeons were not reaching their destinations in a timely fashion. Some were getting lost in chimneys, while others got caught in the spokes of bike wheels. Suffice it to say that the bother of cleaning the mess and lost business meant we had to abandon the pigeons as a viable communication channel.
We are however currently working on either Semaphore or Telegram options as replacement. In the interim, you may try to use one of our modern contact methods like telephony or electronic mail. Rest assured one of our glazing experts will be in touch with you promptly.
We are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.